My Boring Paki

My Boring Paki desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

My Boring Paki always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Paki always kept a teapot to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a teapot is the item to opt for.

My Boring Paki craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

My Boring Paki desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Boring Paki needed a sponge that they would worship. This could be considered an original thought, to me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to select.