The Ugly Pet

The Ugly Pet desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Pet found a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Pet often carried a lava lamp that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Ugly Pet often carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Pet needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Pet craved for a little monkey that they would play with. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.