The Troubled Pet

The Troubled Pet had a bottle of coke that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Pet always had with them a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Pet had a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

The Troubled Pet desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

The Troubled Pet desperately searched for a helmet to cuddle. This seems a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a helmet of all things.

The Troubled Pet desperately searched for a computer that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt it was sublime. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to opt for.