A Stupid Pet

A Stupid Pet desperately searched for a magic 8 ball to put on his head. It would have been a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Pet always carried a spade to share. This could be considered an odd operation, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. A spade being the chosen item.

A Stupid Pet desperately desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Pet desperately craved for a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. It was a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie having that done to it

A Stupid Pet owned a radiator that they would often throw. It might be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a radiator was the chosen item.

A Stupid Pet always carried a stapler that they would often cuddle. This seems to be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.