The Fat Pet

The Fat Pet looked for a bat that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bat of all things.

The Fat Pet found a can of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Pet often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Fat Pet craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Pet craved for a pen that they liked to annihilate It is a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.

The Fat Pet desperately needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.