A Tired Pet

A Tired Pet desperately wanted a crown to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to select.

A Tired Pet desperately craved for a helmet that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Tired Pet always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

A Tired Pet always had with them a hat that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

A Tired Pet searched for a rubber chicken to worship. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

A Tired Pet desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.