Round Pet

Round Pet often carried a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Round Pet found a sack of potatoes to worship. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Round Pet needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Round Pet desperately craved for a spade that they would often worship. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

Round Pet craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

Round Pet wanted a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.