Her Foolish Pet

Her Foolish Pet searched for a magic 8 ball that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Foolish Pet desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Foolish Pet desperately craved for a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item chosen.

Her Foolish Pet had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Her Foolish Pet desired a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

Her Foolish Pet needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen item.