The Orange Pet

The Orange Pet needed a pen that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to select.

The Orange Pet wanted a sword to throw. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Orange Pet looked for a pint of beer that they would smash. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer of all things.

The Orange Pet desperately wanted a custard pie that they liked to break. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Orange Pet wanted a cucumber that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Orange Pet found a cup that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a cup is the thing to opt for.