My Boring Pet

My Boring Pet always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is epic. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Pet found a bottle of wine that they would drop. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

My Boring Pet found a spade that they would sometimes play with. It is a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing opted for.

My Boring Pet desperately desired a pen that they liked to sit and look at. It was an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to opt for.

My Boring Pet desperately looked for a wig that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

My Boring Pet carried a computer that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a computer being the item selected.