Their Foolish Pet

Their Foolish Pet desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes break. It would have been an odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

Their Foolish Pet desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be fun. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen thing.

Their Foolish Pet wanted a teapot that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

Their Foolish Pet owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Pet desperately looked for a teapot that they would often drop. It should have been a curious thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Their Foolish Pet always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. It would be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.