The Stupid Pet

The Stupid Pet had a ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Pet desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was awesome. A bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Pet carried a pint of cider to put on his head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Pet desired a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was fun. Strangely, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Pet owned a bottle of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Pet craved for a toilet brush that they would share. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A toilet brush was the thing that was selected.