His Yellow Pet

His Yellow Pet desperately craved for a pint of cider to sit and look at. It would have been a different thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

His Yellow Pet desperately craved for a pen to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pen was the item that was opted for.

His Yellow Pet had a cheese grater to cuddle. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater having that done to it

His Yellow Pet owned a bottle of wine that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

His Yellow Pet owned a CD player that they would occasionally share. It should have been a strange action, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

His Yellow Pet desperately searched for a sword that they would demolish. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a sword is the item to choose.