The Bewildered Pet

The Bewildered Pet searched for a sponge that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Pet wanted a little monkey to annihilate One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Pet desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Pet searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Pet always had with them a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Bewildered Pet owned a bag of poop that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.