A Big Pet

A Big Pet always kept a pint of cider that they liked to eat. It was a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

A Big Pet desired a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

A Big Pet carried a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A CD player being the chosen item.

A Big Pet needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was awesome. A cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Big Pet desired a bottle of beer that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Big Pet craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.