A Stupid Pet

A Stupid Pet often carried a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. It might be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Pet wanted a stretchman that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

A Stupid Pet desperately wanted a radiator to throw. This might appear to be a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Pet desperately needed a bottle of wine to put on his head. It is an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Pet, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Pet had a rubber chicken that they would often drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Pet needed a big sponge that they would put on his head. It should have been a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge was the chosen thing.