My Colourful Pet

My Colourful Pet found a little monkey that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

My Colourful Pet found a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Colourful Pet desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to share. It might be a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Pet needed a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

My Colourful Pet had a tomato that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A tomato was the thing that was chosen.

My Colourful Pet always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.