The Confused Pet

The Confused Pet carried a little monkey that they sometimes experiment on. It is a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Confused Pet desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Confused Pet needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Pet desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Pet owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a funny action, to some, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Pet desperately needed a mug to play with. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.