Stupid Pet

Stupid Pet carried a CD player that they liked to drop. It would have been a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Pet desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. It would have been an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Stupid Pet often carried a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

Stupid Pet found a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. It would be a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Stupid Pet always carried a stapler that they would break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

Stupid Pet desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat having that done to it