His Anxious Pet

His Anxious Pet desperately needed a bat that they would often break. One might say this is an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bat having that done to it

His Anxious Pet desperately wanted a can of coke that they would hug. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

His Anxious Pet desired a pint of cider that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

His Anxious Pet always kept a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Pet found a helmet to break. This seems a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

His Anxious Pet owned a bat to demolish. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to select.