The Silly Pet

The Silly Pet desired a ball that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Pet had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Pet desperately needed a magic 8 ball to smash. It is a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Silly Pet craved for a rubber johnny that they would often experiment on. One might say this is an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Pet carried a cucumber to rub on his belly. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Silly Pet desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon having that done to it