Purple Pet

Purple Pet searched for a can of Tango to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Purple Pet craved for a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

Purple Pet searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Purple Pet craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Purple Pet desperately craved for a mug that they would often worship. It would be a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

Purple Pet owned a spade to eat. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.