Her Lovely Pet

Her Lovely Pet looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Her Lovely Pet owned a rubber johnny to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Lovely Pet owned a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a sponge is the item to select.

Her Lovely Pet desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Her Lovely Pet always carried a cucumber that they would often embrace. This seems an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Her Lovely Pet always kept a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item chosen.