The Boring Pet

The Boring Pet carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Boring Pet found a melon that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Pet owned a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Pet had a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Boring Pet owned a set square that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a set square was the chosen item.

The Boring Pet desperately searched for a pencil sharpener to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.