The Troubled Pet

The Troubled Pet wanted a bat that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing selected.

The Troubled Pet desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Pet desperately needed a bat that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Pet found a sponge that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Pet wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a new proposal, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

The Troubled Pet desired a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.