Their Fat Pet

Their Fat Pet owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fat Pet desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally play with. It was an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

Their Fat Pet desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fat Pet desired a custard pie that they would annihilate It might have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

Their Fat Pet desired a teapot that they would embrace. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Pet had a bag of poop that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.