Her Confused Pet

Her Confused Pet looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was awesome. A toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Her Confused Pet desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Pet found a computer that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a computer being the chosen thing.

Her Confused Pet carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Pet owned a crown that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Pet desperately desired a sword to smash. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected it was amazing. Strangely, a sword being the thing selected.