My Beautiful Pet

My Beautiful Pet desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

My Beautiful Pet always carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

My Beautiful Pet needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who expected it was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer having that done to it

My Beautiful Pet desperately searched for a CD player that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be simply life. A CD player being the thing selected.

My Beautiful Pet always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes play with. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

My Beautiful Pet had a radiator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item chosen.