Her Depressed Pet

Her Depressed Pet desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.

Her Depressed Pet desperately needed a lava lamp that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Depressed Pet desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Depressed Pet desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Pet looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

Her Depressed Pet owned a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was amazing. A can of Tango is the item to select.