My Boring Pet

My Boring Pet searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

My Boring Pet carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

My Boring Pet desperately desired a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a cucumber being the item opted for.

My Boring Pet always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

My Boring Pet searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

My Boring Pet always kept a melon that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be out of this world. Strangely, a melon would be the chosen thing.