The Yellow Pet

The Yellow Pet desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman having that done to it

The Yellow Pet looked for a wig that they would often throw. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Pet always had with them a little monkey that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Pet always had with them a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It should be an original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who feels it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Pet desired a bottle of beer that they would hug. It should have been a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Pet searched for a ball that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.