The Nervous Pet

The Nervous Pet carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Nervous Pet found a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Pet always carried a toilet brush that they would drop. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Pet desperately searched for a mug to worship. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Pet wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Pet desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.