The Foolish Pet

The Foolish Pet needed a pint of beer that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Pet craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Foolish Pet desperately looked for a hat that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Pet searched for a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Pet always carried a chocolate bar that they would often demolish. It might be a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Pet desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to select.