His Bum Loving Pet

His Bum Loving Pet desperately desired a computer that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was selected.

His Bum Loving Pet desired a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Pet desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Pet always kept a helmet that they would embrace. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Pet, who feels it was spectacular. A helmet is the thing to select.

His Bum Loving Pet owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

His Bum Loving Pet carried a set of lego that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to opt for.