Boring Pet

Boring Pet always carried a painting of a melon that they would drop. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Pet carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a strange idea, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Boring Pet often carried a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Boring Pet looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Boring Pet looked for a set of lego that they would embrace. This seems a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

Boring Pet desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been an odd idea, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.