The Handsome Pet

The Handsome Pet often carried a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Handsome Pet wanted a little monkey that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Pet searched for a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be spectacular. A mug is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Pet desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Pet desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would annihilate One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Pet looked for a sword that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a sword being the thing selected.