A Scary Pet

A Scary Pet owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. It would be a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.

A Scary Pet craved for a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

A Scary Pet always carried a set of lego that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

A Scary Pet craved for a helmet to try to balance on their head. It should be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to choose.

A Scary Pet desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. It might be an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

A Scary Pet desperately wanted a cucumber to annihilate It might be an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber being the item opted for.