Her Depressed Pet

Her Depressed Pet needed a pen that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pen being the item selected.

Her Depressed Pet always had with them a vibrator that they liked to cuddle. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Her Depressed Pet owned a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

Her Depressed Pet searched for a stretchman to drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

Her Depressed Pet desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would put up their bum. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Her Depressed Pet found a wig that they would throw. It might have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.