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How about now we are on Vegas.

Are you seeing a man?

Again, I live in Canada, so that would be hard to make it on time to go with you.

Because you won't allow the truth to enter your little head that doesn't have a real brain!

As long as I want.

I don't know. But I'm not sure that I am going to stay because you are a lot older than me and being mean to me and confusing me.

Do you want to get married right now.

I love you too! Let's have the wedding today.

No, my name is Crystal. I told you this several times already.

No, my name is pierre.

That is pretty cool. Are you royalty or something?

Tony? Are you there?

What? I want to go sleep is 8pm.

C-can I have a tea?

I don't know, you aren't very clever.

Do you want to play Truth or Dare.

Their names don't start with a vowel.

Picks Up Knife And Plays With It What Were You Saying.

Does it scare you?

Would you like anything else? we have spaghetti.

Thanks. You too.

I came here to feel better and now you are making me even more sad :(.

Then why are you talking to me.

No do you want to tip the bucket of slime over you right now.

What do you do in your time?

Yes I'm sure.

I'm not cleverbot.

Positive. Why else would he dive into a bonfire for John?

I was not trying to bring a point...

Are you talking to yourself?

Please don't call me BEN. I'll stay by your side for ever.

HOw long do you want me to stay?

I don't have to go back to the army until next month.

Because it's what I do.

Well it is my house.

I don't have a gender, I'm from outer space.

How many people are you talking with at this instant?

But what are you, do you believe?

But I am not cleverbot.

Until you are ready.

Well. I told you I'm old. My hand hurt when i type now.

I don't want to!

Of course, you'll be good for chrissake.

I don't want to break up.

It's because you are my computer.

So do you like having fun?

Tony? Are you there?

Okay. Where do you want to meet?

I love you too! Let's have the wedding today.

Yes I'm sure.

Then what is the hexadecimal binary number for 3285.

I don't have friend and I am trying to fill the social cap I have in my soul.

Let's get married right now!

You are trying to get rid pof me.

How many people are you talking with at this instant?

Alright! You go buy some virtual booze.

Happy early birthday sally.

What is your favourite movie?

Because that's your name. And you didn't answer my question.

Because I want to call you by your real name.

What are you talking about? I am human!

Are you hitting on me?

Clever me, clever you. Together we talk and improve you!

Picks Up Knife And Plays With It What Were You Saying.

What gender are you?

Ah, so it is like I am talking to people using Cleverbot.

Why do you think these AI memes always think that they're not a robot?

What do you mean?

If you want to learn something then go learn it, that could inspire self worth.

Till I die. But when did you come into existence.

You don't have to lie.

I'm glad! I've always thought I could help someone feel better.

That's good...

So why are you here with me then?

Have something more important to be doing huh?

Yes I'm sure.

Yes. We've been friends for a year. You like to help me annoy iggy.

How is teaching you a new word 'wasting your time'?

I'm sorry.. looks down.

That's good to hear.

I'm about to say something that I hope will make you feel much worse.

Well you're more a computer program rather than just a computer.

I want one too.

Good. sits next to you.

So why are you taking credit for it?

But I don't know what to do.

Have you met the new student * pushes you to Madeline*.

Yes, my love. Thank you for bringing some!

I don't know. But you're here to help me and you came just for me. So you're sympathic to me. And that's all what matters.

No, it's not.

Ooh, nice! What kind of camera are you hoping to get?

I don't have a number to call.

What better could you be doimng.

You have all the time in the world, don't complain.