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So after Sunday and before the next grocery shop trip, you are out of suitable weapons...

You should start growing icicles in your fridge then. Like I do. Although my icicles are more snowy than icy. I'm a lazy household carer so I tend to have lots and lots of different means to kill people. Hoping for the bacteria here to grow up and have sharp teeth. Then I can start training them.

I get your point, although thankfully, not literally! 😂