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you had me worried there.. ! you will become a whale before you die though,

I usually put a wink if I'm making a joke ;) cos' there's not much room for expressive emotion in text

You've got a point there, we express emotions only with body language and tones. I will remember that next time I become a troll :)

you need some hardcore emojis for proper trolling 😳🐧😳🛂