This is the best Make Up any woman can get... I swear I have a good story... listen to me on this:

I was into this girl, right, that was just awesome... at least I though she was... man her eyes were so attractive.
I was judging her by Facebook mind you, she was a friend of a friend and I was just enthralled by her big expressive eyes.

You know good ol' Max, I went forward and started pming the chick. We hit it up nicely.

After a month or so, I get something arranged between a group of friends of our common friend and we to know each other.

My God... her eyes were big and shiny as in the pictures... but the way they were attractive...

They were Attracted! Attracted to each other. The girl was crossedeye. like, both eyes looking to the middle.

Well, I actually like her and kept her as a friend, but not more than that, I think she is also happy that way, and it made me a lot of confusion not knowing to what eye to look at and what not.

Anyways, it wasn't like I declared myself or something, thank God I never reached that part, plus she probably didn't like me either, I'm hardly Brad Pitt.

Anyways, oh yes, the post, yeah, it wasn't my post it was your post @cryptogee.

Well, let's see err.. Use PIXLR on photos on Facebook to score lame guys like me.

Cheers
Good Post
Max