Cryptogee,

I came here in order to get a tutorial on how to pick up girls on Facebook by identifying if their photos are real or manipulated and you disappointed me!

Heck, since you posted this all the singles in my area have snow up to their armpits and all look gorgeous as heck.

Seriously, why did you not fulfill my request. I need an app or something that screams "BS" at my ear whenever I stare 10+ seconds at my friends' sister photo or any other girl out there that mods her photos so much she turns from a 6 to a 666.

I have a cool story to share, really, stay with me.

Once I saw this really hot girl, long hair, yoga pants, she was on her back so I couldn't see her face.

Started messaging her and she seemed really cool, volunteered as a hobby, gave to charity, everything top notch. Those yoga pants always on my mind.

Fast forward until we meet via a group of friends and she was a dude! Dude with long hair and all yippie and shit.

The guy was a cool guy, but not what I was expecting. Told him I'd pay him a beer and he didn't want ti cuz he was Gluten Intolerant or something, tried to have me drink a Detox Chia Shake.

Anyway, where was I.... ah yes the post.... it wasn't my post it was your post...

Well, use PIXLR for Snow Effects !

CHeers