Her Foolish Pigeon

Her Foolish Pigeon desperately needed a block of cheese that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Her Foolish Pigeon carried a pen that they would often sleep with. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to opt for.

Her Foolish Pigeon always had with them a can of Tango that they would often hug. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Her Foolish Pigeon desired a spade that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

Her Foolish Pigeon wanted a melon that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Foolish Pigeon desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.