The Jolly Pigeon

The Jolly Pigeon desperately desired a can of Tango that they would demolish. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be exciting. A can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Pigeon carried a sponge to smash. It would be a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Pigeon craved for a custard pie that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Pigeon found a chocolate bar that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Pigeon desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Jolly Pigeon always carried a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.