My Round Pigeon

My Round Pigeon desperately desired a little monkey to try to nail to the wall. It is a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a little monkey being the chosen item.

My Round Pigeon desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

My Round Pigeon desired a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

My Round Pigeon desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Round Pigeon desperately looked for a ball that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to select.

My Round Pigeon often carried a cheese grater that they would often demolish. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.