The Green Pigeon

The Green Pigeon often carried a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Green Pigeon craved for a pint of cider that they would often throw. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.

The Green Pigeon desperately searched for a big sponge to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Pigeon desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes annihilate It was a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Green Pigeon had a little monkey to put on his head. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Green Pigeon often carried a computer that they sometimes smash. It should have been a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.