Cheerful Pigeon

Cheerful Pigeon always had with them a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a new activity, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Cheerful Pigeon always carried a radiator that they would break. This seems a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the thing selected.

Cheerful Pigeon always carried a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be an odd activity, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

Cheerful Pigeon desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Cheerful Pigeon craved for a custard pie to sleep with. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

Cheerful Pigeon desperately craved for a cheese grater to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.