His Grumpy Pigeon

His Grumpy Pigeon desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Pigeon desperately needed a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was simply life. A crown was the item that was chosen.

His Grumpy Pigeon always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes play with. It would be a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

His Grumpy Pigeon desperately needed a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A can of Tango of all things.

His Grumpy Pigeon needed a little monkey that they would worship. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Pigeon desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.