His Exciting Pigeon

His Exciting Pigeon wanted a magic 8 ball to throw. It is an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Exciting Pigeon often carried a teapot that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Pigeon carried a custard pie that they would often worship. It should have been an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Exciting Pigeon desperately searched for a block of cheese to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

His Exciting Pigeon owned a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. It is a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

His Exciting Pigeon searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.